Saturday, April 28, 2012

Why You Shouldn't Give Me Two Choices

Hallo. I'm Casey...yeah. I am a Rammstein freak. They're a German band, who were all born around the Cold war. Their all liberal, and yet really awesome. I listen to all of their songs, and I have pretty much every single one committed to memory except Alter Man. This is why I'm probably going to have another Rammstein related speech this year. German is like my thing. I'm obsessed with it. Like psychology. Or My Little Pony.

I mostly joined this whole thing because of my good friend Elias. I'm pretty odd. If you were to all tell me your birthdays, I would remember them all and try to bake something on the occasion of your birth if I could. Again, the whole Rammstein thing. The psychology thing. The My Little Pony thing. Many more random interests like Euphonium playing, my strange fixation on rereading books, some elements of history (Ancient Egypt, and Tzarist Russia mostly), Hetalia Axis Powers.  I'm interesting to be around if you aren't annoyed/afraid/frustrated with/of me.

I really wouldn't want invisibility all that much, nor flight. Sure, I could get into Rammstein concerts for free, but I'd have no way to get there in less than 7 hours. Or I could fly to their concerts, but I wouldn't have the money to get it. So neither really does me any good. I could use my power for other things, but I don't think creeping on boys in the locker room that amusing, nor do I want to go to Europe with out Elias.

If I could have another super power, it would be mind control. So I could manage to do anything I want, or make anyone else do what I want. This would mostly include getting free tickets/travel to as many Rammstein concerts in the USA, making my dogs behave, making my teachers forget that we had homework due, and other innocent things. However, I could easily turn this into a superpower by making villains on the lamb turn themselves into the police. And that is why mind control is superior to flight or invisibility...wait what?

4 comments:

  1. You completely just stuck the middle finger to the prompt.....I love it.

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  2. That's an interesting thought, if I had chosen something besides the choices, it probably would've been the ability to morph into other things, like say, a dinosaur, or a werewolf...

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  3. I would trust you to keep doing innocent things if you were ever granted mind control.

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  4. Casey, thank you for elaborating on the prompt...nothing wrong with that! Danke!

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